Oakland Raiders: Finally, A Mock Draft We Can All Agree On

"I'm going to attempt to drown myself...You can try this at home...You can be just like me." Eminem-1998

When Al Davis heard this line come out, he said, "Yo, that is soooo me."

And every single, first round pick since then has been a direct reflection of those lyrics.

Al Davis is trying to drown the Raiders.

So, with that in mind, I'm going to give us all something to look forward to. It's a mock draft that we can all agree we don't want to happen. Here goes nothing.


With the number 8 pick in the first round of the 2010 NFL Draft, The Oakland Raiders select Taylor Mays, safety from USC.

We all know who he is. We all know Al Davis wanted to draft him last year. Most of us want a good OT or MLB Rolando McClain. But Al does not ever give us what we want. For example, most of us wanted the Raiders to let Stanford Routt walk, and he instead receives a first and third round tender. He freaking got a raise!

Taylor Mays is big, strong, fast, and from USC. Who cares if we already have a top-ten pick safety (Michael Huff ), Tyvon Branch , and Mike Mitchell . Mays is the fastest DB THIS TIME !


With the number 40 pick in the 2010 NFL draft, the Oakland Raiders select Tim Tebow, QB from Florida.

What do you mean he wasn't the fastest QB? What was all that running he did at Florida?

Who the heck cares if his throw comes all the way from down by his hip? He won two straight national titles in that REALLY simple offense down there. But hey, he did have a stellar game against Cincinnati, you know.

And Tebow fills a need on the offense. We have a QB with a great arm. What we need now is a QB who has great leadership skills and can contribute to the community in a positive way. Hey, if Darren McFumbles can't run the wild hog formation, then you need to get yourself a Tebow!


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