Jack Nicholson Can’t Handle the Lakers Being This Terrible

No one should be subjected to the butchery that occurred at the Staples Center on Sunday night.

Fans and horrified onlookers voluntarily watched as the Golden State Warriors snuffed out the Los Angeles Lakers 136-115.

People paid to watch this carnage, including superfan Jack Nicholson, who could scarcely keep himself from rolling onto the floor as the blowout continued.

Deadspin's Timothy Burke grabbed a screenshot of Nicholson in his courtside seats. He appeared to be struggling to get over the Lakers' terribleness.

I ask you: Is this a man wallowing in the depths of a deep existential crisis or just a guy receiving a mind-blowing foot massage?

I have to believe it's a massage. It's the only way to staunch the tears.


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